First up, a lovely lady from Portland, who is having her annual cake-eating day. Although I believe she can't eat cake. More's the pity.
To welcome her into club OH! MY! BOB! I have asked her for an exclusive interview. She said no. Then I said 'Oh come on, please? I'll give you a lock of my hair!' Then she said yes.
Everyone wants a lock of my hair these days.
Without further adon't...
Interview with Cami Kaos
Cami: [Word that rhymes with 'Schmite', in caps]. I FORGOT. I'm here until my friend shows up to drag me to Watchmen
Zerilda : i see how it is. what is watchmen? i wish someone would drag me to watch men.
Cami: super hero movie
Zerilda : niiiice. cute guys?
Cami: I don't know I haven't seen it yet. it just came out yesterday
Zerilda : oh . right. no trailers?
Cami: I am lame and do not waththings like that
I am to busy being fancy and wearing crowns and things
Zerilda : aaaah. no i don't watch much tv at all, so let's be lame together...?
aaah. nice. oh that's a good note to start off on.
under what circumstances do you find it necessary and unnecessary to wear a crown?
Cami: i wear crown whenever i feel regal
Zerilda : do you feel regal now?
Cami: yes

Zerilda : fantastic. because of tomorrow or just generally
Cami: generally. but tomorrow adds a little something special

Zerilda : because we are short on time, i'm moving on although i'd like to pursue this more. anyway... what foods WOULD kill you and are evil
Cami: white bread. hot dog buns (unless they're made with whole grains). white rice especially.
if it's white and it's carby
it's the devil

Zerilda : are there any foods that are evil that wouldn't kill you?
Cami: yes but those are evil for other reasons. they're evil because they're ucky and no one wants to eat them. like beets
Zerilda :
BEETS ARE LOVELY
Cami: no
Zerilda : why no?
Cami: they make you pee blood and they taste like dirt
Zerilda : noo - you need the vinegar-soaked variety. they are nearly
Cami: I don't eat mayo
Zerilda : there is a light version
Cami: unless it's in deviled eggs, which have the word deviled in them, but are not the devil. it isn't the fat it's the gross.
Zerilda : goooood call.
deviled is the only way i like eggs. or some foods

Cami: when i was a young teen my friends mother told us giving [Men a very nice time] was
like eating a hot dog with mayo on it
Zerilda : charming!
Cami: I find that though horrific, giving [Men a very nice time] is NOTHING like that
Zerilda : i'll have to change giving [Men a very nice time] to something that is family friendly, as my ma will read.

Zerilda : okay you have a manifesto, do you not? for world, taking over of ? or is it just a general plan to take over said world.
Cami: yes, but it has recently changed
I've made it much more realistic and I have associates now.
so we're keeping the manifesto secretive for the time being
Zerilda : oh! nice!
Cami: rest assured though I will take over
Zerilda : can your associates be named?
Cami: Not at this time.
the current plan for taking over the world is very real.
Zerilda : what will be your first and second acts when the world has been taken over?
Cami: we're starting with our fair city and then moving on to the rest of the world.
Zerilda : will i be among the killed?
Cami: and now I have to go watch a movie in the IMAX theater. my chariot awaits
Zerilda : one last question
Cami: go
Zerilda : does my bum look big in this?
Cami: No Zerilda you are a lovely creature and that is a very flattering chat box
Zerilda : thank you! have fun!

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Well, this leaves many unanswered questions.
1) Will I be among the killed?
2) What was Watchmen like?
But otherwise, a lovely time was briefly had by both.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAMI!
